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What is Delta Air Lines' mission statement?

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  1. I don't really know this answer, but if I had to guess, it would be " to give the least possible service for the most money possible, while not getting sued"
  2. To boldly go where many have gone before and at $500 round-trip with a bloated, drunken seat-mate as company.
  3. They're not competent enough to come up with one. But here's a list of acronyms they should use. DELTA Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability Don't Ever Land There Again Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta Dropping Everybody's Luggage Through Atlanta Doesn't Even Leave The Airport Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalise? Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline? Don't Even Let Them Aboard Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly Dazed Executives Leading This Airline Doing Everything Less Than Average Damn - Everything Leaves Through Atlanta Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
  4. To boldly crash where no airline has crashed before! To fly in a triangle pattern with other aircraft????
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